Not even kidding. LOL I was out in the yard playing with my kids and I was attacked by tons of black earth dwelling bees!!! It was horrifying and the most painful thing I've ever felt! They would not stop stinging me or get off of me, I ended up having to strip naked and take a cold shower to get them off. When I was running from them, I fell forward, scraped up my knee, bruised my elbow, and I may have fallen on my stomach. When they stung me for a few seconds I was physically unable to move, I think from the initial shock of the pain, my body just tensed up. I may have fallen on my stomach but I don't really remember the details just the pain. I ran away from my kiddos and got my husband from the house, I didn't want the bees to get them, thankfully they were occupied with the trampoline and did not go near the bees. They're nesting on the ground or in one of our trees, but I think they were coming from the ground. It was soooo painful! I went to the hospital and was monitored for about 3 hours. Got some pain meds and some ointment for the stings. Baby is okay! I had some contractions too, every few minutes, but they were not painful, and I was not dilated at all, so they let me go home. Still having contractions on and off but we're just chalking them up to being braxton hicks contractions! I messed up my pubic bone and my hip bones real bad somehow though, like even with the norco I can barely walk around. Thankfully it seems to be feeling better little by little and my husband has been home with me to help out, even though he's got a pretty rotten cold right now!
But yeah, just thought I'd share that horrifying story. I'm still afraid to go outside, and I keep having bee dreams. I hate bees. Little fluffy bumble bees distributing pollen? Cool. Little black bees out to destroy the world? NO! They will climb in your clothes and sting you relentlessly!