Let me get that out of my system
So, I'm getting my dinner ingredients started and I suddenly feel a hand go down my skirt and grab my butt. Hmmmm, I turn around as sexy as possible and say "Can you please not do that...I have hemorrhoid cream on right now." Shaun's face was so hilarious! I've had the same darn hemorrhoid since delivering my son and he knows it, but sometimes its more bothersome, like today.
Little tip here Babe, you should probably ask a pregnant women how sexy she is feeling BEFORE trying to do something sexy.
Still can't get over it.