I'd say Jesi is my klutz. She's the only one (thus far) that has fractured anything. When she was about 8 we rushed down to her room because she was screaming. She was dangling by her leg from the ladder to her bunk bed. I'm sorry, even now I feel compelled to laugh even though her thigh had a mega bruise on it. It was just hysterical to see. Poor kid.
Another time she tipped our dishwasher over on top of herself. That one seriously could have killed her and I haven't the foggiest idea how she accomplished that. I heard a tremendous crash and went running to the kitchen and saw the dishwasher on it's face with her legs coming out the top of the door. Now looking back, that one is funny too...but only because she wasn't seriously hurt.