APA has been wonderful in regards to sleep issues. We're not in a perfect place by any means, but it's so much easier now. Or maybe my outlook has changed. She was up almost 6 times last night, but I didn't get upset about it. I know she's learning to walk and teething, so it made sense. And I know it'll get better.
I confess that I have no clue how my upstairs neighbor can make so much noise all the time. Does he not have a job? Is he constantly rearranging furniture? Is he crazy? Is he a vampire?
These are questions that consume my brain. Along with: where can I find a hitman for cheap?
I confess that we had an "oops" last night. We were practicing pull-out & pray, but did neither.
I'm a lot more fun in real life.
Yes, it's paranoid, but when I first started looking at this site there was a long thread here about people's worst secrets. There was a lot of WAY TMI stuff. I thought, at the time, about pointing it out to another web site I belonged to at the time, at which point everyone there would have had a lot of fun with it. And it might have gotten passed around the internet. I'm so glad I resisted my brief urge, but I never forget that it could happen at any time.
Oh, I hope my inlaws never decide to try to find the APA forum (since I talk about "the forum" all the time) and search for my posts
Hmmm, that would be an easy way of them finding out not their son's little christian wifey that they think I am.
He said something about "I'm not racist, I have a black President" and followed it with....... "IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY PEOPLE! This is not like 'I'm not racist - I have a black friend' "
I thought it was pretty funny
OMG, Eric and I were literally gasping for air, laughing so hard when he was talking about masturbating. I love Dane Cook!
I confess I can't stand Dane Cook! A punchline every once in a while would be nice.
"Any idiot can face a crisis; it is this day-to-day living that wears you out." -Anton Chekhov
I confess part of my overly paranoid online persona is because I have my real first name and my babies' real first names on here. So again, totally available by google. And I pointed out the site to one of my pregnant co-workers once. She glanced at it, was horrified to see how much people shared, and hopefully forgot about it.
If I had to do it over again, I would probably choose a different screen name.
I have no idea who Dane Cook is.
I think Dane Cook is funny, most of the time. Sometimes I just get tired of it though. His material is like "it's funny because it's true" and some people just aren't into that. But I think his delivery is funny, most of the time.
His comedy central special from way back in the day is still his best material. OMG his Alien impression, ROFL
And Christ Chex! Who can forget Christ Chex?
I confess you all make me laugh; I think you're all great.
OMG, Lydia, that is too funny about what you've taught Ronin. I'm trying to teach Travis to say "you got it, dude," like the Olsen twins used to say on Full House. Just because it would be too funny to hear with his ever-growing Yorkshire accent.
Lydia you crack me up! If I taught that to my Ronin he would undoubtly do that while pulling down his pants in the Village Inn.
Why on earth would you have anything like that in your cupboard?!?! I confess, when you originally mentioned seeing them, I just chalked it up to some inside joke I wasn't getting, or some weird pregnancy hallucination. I didn't actually think you HAD some!
Now I've seen it all.