I confess this was posted by someone on my myspace page. LOL. Just want to know if anyone else thinks he's out of his mind??
As many of you know a new strain of influenza is taking the nation by storm. This new virus known primarily as swine flu or the H1N1 flu has claimed it's first life on U.S. soil. Hitting 10 states coast to coast and numerous other countries, it has left many Americans fearful to even leave the confides of their own homes. With this soon to be pandemic event planting it's deadly grip on the world I want you to take the time to ask yourselves, Is this what are nation really needs in time of recession? Answer to this question is: Frankly, Yes!
We need to step back and look at this pre-apocalyptic event as a blessing, a gift from the Gods, a miracle at work. With the unemployment rate at a record high and the economy hitting a record low, what better way to "clean up" the country than a deadly cocktail of swine, human & bird influenza. Think about it America, better jobs, lower crime rate, prime real-estate, just to name a few. What better way to lessen our carbon footprint on mother earth than wiping out 1/3 of her population.
All in all, is this pig flu a bad thing? Yes, but it's also a good thing too. Think about it....It's not everyday you can wear a surgical mask to work while not being employed in a medical facility. So drink your O.J. America and strengthen those immune systems, because H1N1 is here and she is pissed.
