I confess my husband is absolutely and I love him!
I confess we were talking about the life of sperm in the vagina and how last night after we had sex, I didn't get up, in case it would help ya know.
He asked me if I wanted to put duct tape over it next time!!!
I confess that the butterflies have arrived in my belly....
I confess this was posted by someone on my myspace page. LOL. Just want to know if anyone else thinks he's out of his mind??
As many of you know a new strain of influenza is taking the nation by storm. This new virus known primarily as swine flu or the H1N1 flu has claimed it's first life on U.S. soil. Hitting 10 states coast to coast and numerous other countries, it has left many Americans fearful to even leave the confides of their own homes. With this soon to be pandemic event planting it's deadly grip on the world I want you to take the time to ask yourselves, Is this what are nation really needs in time of recession? Answer to this question is: Frankly, Yes!
We need to step back and look at this pre-apocalyptic event as a blessing, a gift from the Gods, a miracle at work. With the unemployment rate at a record high and the economy hitting a record low, what better way to "clean up" the country than a deadly cocktail of swine, human & bird influenza. Think about it America, better jobs, lower crime rate, prime real-estate, just to name a few. What better way to lessen our carbon footprint on mother earth than wiping out 1/3 of her population.
All in all, is this pig flu a bad thing? Yes, but it's also a good thing too. Think about it....It's not everyday you can wear a surgical mask to work while not being employed in a medical facility. So drink your O.J. America and strengthen those immune systems, because H1N1 is here and she is pissed.
DF and I were talking about this the other night. It's kind of morbid. He was saying mother nature has it's own little way of 'population' control. It's horrible I know but you know in a way I guess it keeps the Earth a little bit alive for a little bit longer. I mean at the rate we destroy it...sheesh...
Alisha, you kill me!!
I confess i'm watching homeward bound with elmobo. it's at the end and i'm crying like a child. Like i've never seen this movie before!!
Duede, my head is spinning with the fact that there are THREE of us in this one room in Colorado... I need Colorado APA friends!
Oh, and I confess that I want to punch Miss California from the Miss USA pageant in the face... seriously, we don't care. Just shut up already.