Lol! Oh, Myles! That was a very entertaining post! It sounds like you had an incredibly rejuvinating trip. I am happy for you.
You know, just to clarify, I don't mind people who like attention and seek it out in clever and interesting ways. I am not above that myself. I've always loved to write and I'll admit, I use facebook for that outlet sometimes. What bugs me are the ones that sort of act innocent of it all as if they had no idea anyone was listening, yet it's so obvious they want everyone to listen. I guess it is the insincerity that irks me. Like I said, if he busted out an accordian (trumpet, whatever) I'd totally look and probably applaud.