Wow, Myles. I'm sorry. It reminds me a bit of that woman I had to deal with a week or so ago who freaked out when I told her that asking me to go over to a stranger's house to pick up something she missent was not okay. People like that make me crazy because they make me feel crazy and I'm not crazy, YOU are crazy, Crazy! Ugh how awful. It may be something you just have to ignore because neither one of them seems capable of seeing things outside of their bizarro world.
Jennifer, sorry Cosmo hasn't lost weight.
"Any idiot can face a crisis; it is this day-to-day living that wears you out." -Anton Chekhov