Secular Confessions

[The10Eels]

I confess that my sister is the very same way. She ALWAYS has something to yell about and never talks to her kids in quiet tone, she is forever yelling. Anytime I invite them over to my house I immediately question myself as to what the hell I was thinking. My house is generally calm and non-drama. It becomes SO chaotic as soon as my family enters the door and it drives me insane some times.

oh I know what you mean!! Yesterday we had sMIL's sister and her 2 girls here, plus sBIL's 2 boys... I holed up in our bedroom and cleaned lol

I confess some dude just knocked on our front door asking if we'd like our lawn mowed. BUT when he knocked, he stepped to the side of the door.. so when I went to look, I didn't see anyone, and it scared the **** outta me!

[Aelith]

I confess I just found the ignore option and put someone who is really offensive (IMHO) on ignore straight away!

[AlishaAnew]

I confess I just found the ignore option and put someone who is really offensive (IMHO) on ignore straight away!

PM??

[AlishaAnew]

gotta?? I know how to spell dangit!

[AmeriBrit]

I confess I'm off to wash, dry and straighten my hair. I've had it curly for too long; I need to feel all sleek for awhile.

I confess I lurk too much on these forums and don't post enough so people don't ever get to know me, really. I'm a-loof....lol

[The10Eels]

I confess I did alot of housework this morning.... and now I am slacking.

[sunrider]

I confess I did alot of housework this morning.... and now I am slacking.

Then you deserve to slack!!!

[The10Eels]

yeah.. but there is still alot to do.. including sending off my paperwork to get medicaid

[Aelith]

PM??

PM on its way - sorry, meant "offensive" in more of an annoying way, rather than a truly offensive way. Oops.

[shutterbird]

I confess I'm STARVING but I don't want to eat anything yet because it's too close to dinner.

I confess that I hate when people don't e-mail me back.

I confess I've been SO productive today!

[shutterbird]

Oh, and my eyebrows are an DESPERATE need of plucking. I wish I knew how to wax them!

[stephmama]

I confess I bought Fiber One bars because you people talk about them so much. Bring on the poopies.

[AlishaAnew]

I confess I bought Fiber One bars because you people talk about them so much. Bring on the poopies.

Oh good gravy! Do not eat 5 in one day! omgee my poor toilet!

[stephmama]

I'm already farty.

[The10Eels]

I confess I was looking in the cupboard looking for cream of anything soup to add to dinner, and I see a can labled "Fish @ssholes"

WTF are those!?

[stephmama]

Throw them in your soup and see what they taste like lol.

[The10Eels]

lol... ewww no thanks!! Im doing baked chicken, with cream of chicken/mushroom/whatever soup.

[MammaMia]

Do fish even have asses?

I confess that Mia makes me laugh more than any adult I've ever met!

[stephmama]

I think they do. They get that trail of poop that hangs off of them until it falls off. It's gotta come out of something.

[MammaMia]

I confess that I just caught DH leaving Mia unattended in the bathtub. Only for a moment, but still! ARGH.

[stephmama]

WTF?!? Kick his ass!

[Bean]

I confess I bought Fiber One bars because you people talk about them so much. Bring on the poopies.

Mwahahahaha! Welcome to the dark side. We have gas!

I confess I was looking in the cupboard looking for cream of anything soup to add to dinner, and I see a can labled "Fish @ssholes"

WTF are those!?

Well, when I think of dinner, I always think fish arseholes.

[sunrider]

I think they do. They get that trail of poop that hangs off of them until it falls off. It's gotta come out of something.

This reminds me that I need to get an aquarium to rescue my Plecostomus from my mother's house. She hates fish and I don't want him to get flushed in her frustration. I grew him from an itty bitty thing. His name is Freckles. (I only name my Plecos - I'm not crazy. I'm not! Don't look at me that way! )

ETA: My computer doesn't like "Plecostomus" and has made the suggestion - Do I mean Pentecostals? Oh, the irony.

[shutterbird]

I confess DH ate his dinner and half of mine. I ended up giving him half of my chicken because I was tired of hearing him ***** about how he was still hungry.

I confess I hope he gets fat.

[Rin]

I confess I bought 2 new bras today & one of them is purple. I'm so excited!!

I confess this is the first good Monday I've had in a long long time. Yay for good Mondays.

I confess I've gotten more than a few good laughs from APA today. :batman:

[AlishaAnew]

I confess I was looking in the cupboard looking for cream of anything soup to add to dinner, and I see a can labled "Fish @ssholes"

WTF are those!?

[AlishaAnew]

This reminds me that I need to get an aquarium to rescue my Plecostomus from my mother's house. She hates fish and I don't want him to get flushed in her frustration. I grew him from an itty bitty thing. His name is Freckles. (I only name my Plecos - I'm not crazy. I'm not! Don't look at me that way! )

ETA: My computer doesn't like "Plecostomus" and has made the suggestion - Do I mean Pentecostals? Oh, the irony.

I love Plecos!!!!!!!!!!!
They are so beautiful! Have you seen the Zebra Plecos?!

[AlishaAnew]

I confess I've gotten more than a few good laughs from APA today. :batman:

Me too :batman:

[AlishaAnew]

I confess I got a Puppy!

[Janeen]

I must confess that I just read the obama spending money thread and I am at the idea of posting only one word in a comment...and that word is "spaztastic" ...of course only one person made that word come to mind though. Hardy har har!