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    Quote Originally Posted by atenielle View Post
    I confess I will be eating my last meal (for a long time) cooked by my mommy tonight..
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    I confess I didn't post this in the pro-life thread because things went in a different direction so quickly, but I honestly really don't see anything wrong with qualifying an answer... especially when it comes to a topic that is SO debated... I think in a situation like that where it was being asked what your view is, you should be able to say "I am ___________, because ...."

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    Quote Originally Posted by atenielle View Post
    I confess I didn't post this in the pro-life thread because things went in a different direction so quickly, but I honestly really don't see anything wrong with qualifying an answer... especially when it comes to a topic that is SO debated... I think in a situation like that where it was being asked what your view is, you should be able to say "I am ___________, because ...."
    I agree!

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    I confess that I am going to Baskin Robbins for 31 cent night and I'm going to ask for 10 scoops on top of a cone...like something you'd find in a Dr. Seuss book!

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    Take a picture!

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    Quote Originally Posted by traci0028 View Post
    I confess that I am going to Baskin Robbins for 31 cent night and I'm going to ask for 10 scoops on top of a cone...like something you'd find in a Dr. Seuss book!
    Pictures please!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bean View Post
    Take a picture!
    ahhh we posted at the same time
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    I confess DH is off dinking around with one of his buddies from where he used to work... we SHOULD be loading the bed of the pickup...

    He called once, they were on their way to walmart... he called again and they were at Hastings... WTF DH?! We have sh!t to do!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by atenielle View Post
    I confess DH is off dinking around with one of his buddies from where he used to work... we SHOULD be loading the bed of the pickup...

    He called once, they were on their way to walmart... he called again and they were at Hastings... WTF DH?! We have sh!t to do!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by atenielle View Post
    I confess DH is off dinking around with one of his buddies from where he used to work... we SHOULD be loading the bed of the pickup...

    He called once, they were on their way to walmart... he called again and they were at Hastings... WTF DH?! We have sh!t to do!!
    I confess that it would totally be me dinking around while DH did all of the work.
    Janeen - 30, Jimi - 42; Married October 21st, 2006;


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    What really gets me though... not so much that he's out cause in all reality packing the bed of the truck won't take more than 30 minutes.. MAX...

    He's been complaining that he doesn't think we will have enough room for everything... yet he wants to buy a couple movies at Hastings...

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    How annoying, but it's his last night there. Make him stay up late and load it if it comes to that.

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    yeah... but then he'll be tired and I'd have to drive...

    I love driving, and I dont get to very often, but I don't wanna drive with an 18 foot trailer on too...

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    I confess that your procrastinating DH (atenielle) is slightlty ticking me off with his moving procrastination. I hate moving and especially procrastinating about moving, as if it is not a hassle and difficult enough

    I confess that all the talk about lurking in the Christian room actually made me go lurk there even though I haven't looked in that room since the political room was up and most of the post just blew my mind so I didn't go back until now.

    I confess that my DH thinks I'm hard at work right now as I'm logged into the phone doing cust serv at home but we haven't had any calls ALL day and so I'm just browsing/posting on APA and Facebook.

    Erin

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    I confess someone just emailed me this:






    A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

    The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

    As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

    He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

    He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.' I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car.'

    Priceless.
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    LMFAO Alisha! I needed that!!

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    Lmao! Niiiiiice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by atenielle View Post
    LMFAO Alisha! I needed that!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Bean View Post
    Lmao! Niiiiiice!
    Ok I confess in the time of six minutes since I posted that I forgot I did and came back on here to you laughing and I got scared cause I didn't know what you were laughing about
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    Alisha

    My friend sent me this the other day...

    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

    I confess that I blogged it immediately.

    And I love that she got it from a guy who is currently getting his masters in Philosophy.
    Janeen - 30, Jimi - 42; Married October 21st, 2006;


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    ROFL!! That is hilarious!!

    Erin

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    Both of those got chuckles from me.

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    I confess that I read these posts backwards and sometimes get really confused.

    I confess that I'm scared of the swine flu, even though some part of me knows our country is doing its mass-hysteria thing that it does.

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    I confess I'm nervous about it, too. Not irrationally, though. I agree that the media IS making people flip out about it.

    I confess I hope DH gets home soon.

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    I predict: deletion of posts/thread coming soon. Hope I'm wrong.
    Norah! (3 yr)

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    Quote Originally Posted by maggie View Post
    I predict: deletion of posts/thread coming soon. Hope I'm wrong.
    this one?
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    I confess I am watching President Obama's First 100 days Address
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    I confess I'm scared of the regular flu every year even though I don't get a flu vac.

    I confess I'm really upset that DH brought home 3 bags of chips yesterday since I'm trying to stay away from junk food for a while. I'm more upset that I ate some chips because they were a new flavor and I wanted to know what they tasted like. Doritos makes a Jalapeno popper flavor BTW which is really tasty.

    Erin

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    Well, maybe. Its just because jokes have gone down very poorly in the past. That they are funny actually seems to work against them. But I CONFESS, I hope I'm wrong.

    I also confess that I'm bad at sticking to the 'I confess' theme, even though I really dig it.
    Norah! (3 yr)

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    I confess I have never gotten a flu vac
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    Well I know of some threads that should be closed but I am not going to try to get it closed down cause of hurt feelings..

    Oops I confess!
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