Dear Baby #2,
You've officially given me tummy stretch marks in the last week (something your big sister left me without, even though I gained a whopping 70 lbs while carrying her).
Since I'm pretty sure my dates are off by ~7-10 days and you're measuring so, that means you're term on Friday, and I'd appreciate an appearance soon...
... Just try to hold out until AFTER my hair appointment tomorrow morning.
Gracias,
Mama
